About Us

Welcome to Furnishings Finder, or as I like to call it, my website. If you’re looking for furnishings that will improve the feng shui of your living space, then look no further. We will have regular blog posts that are designed to educate and inform you about the latest trends in furnishing and other stuff. Maybe I’ll talk about something crazy once in a while, like food or video games.

What does feng shui really mean? In order to understand it deeper, we first have to look into how to pronounce the phrase. Upon searching it using an anonymous website that shall remain unnamed, I learned that it is pronounced fə́ŋ.ʂwèi. It’s as simple as that. I actually have a Chinese to English dictionary that I bought from a bag sale, so I could probably translate it if I wanted to.

My anonymous inside source also tells me that it is a “Chinese philosophical system of harmonizing everyone with the surrounding environment”. In addition, the Chinese will also burn incense to make their houses smell terrible. Not sure how that would help you harmonize with the environment. I can’t even stand the smell of incense when it’s not burning.

We should search for a domain titled “fengshuifinder.com”. I’m going to look it up to see if anything appears. Otherwise, it would make a good band name. After all, what other band has .com after their name? We could start a trend and then every music artist could stop putting Lil as their first name. Lil Reese, Lil Uzi, Lil Pump, Lil Wayne, Lil Peep, Lil Jon, etc. At least my name is original.

Alex and the Feng Shui Finders. If I ever became a wrestler I’d call myself Alexander the Great and use a sword.

If you made it this far down, congratulations. Most people usually get bored because I ramble about random things. If you’re looking for more interesting content, look at our contact page. That’s where all the real juicy, exciting stuff goes. Plus that’s where you can go if you want to message me and tell me how much fun you had reading my About page